Letâs start on a positive noteâbecause my mother taught me to say something nice before unleashing the rest. The location of this property is chefâs kiss. You can stroll to pretty much everything worth seeing, and if youâre not in the mood to rack up 12,000 steps on your Fitbit, the free bus service practically chauffeurs you from the front door.The room itself? Small but cleanâlike âadorable shoeboxâ small. Perfect for two people, maybe three if youâre into synchronized breathing. Families, donât even think about it unless you enjoy living in a real-life game of human Tetris. Thereâs a coffee maker but no coffee, and only one coffee mug. Translation: if youâre traveling as a couple, youâll either have to share⊠or fight for it Hunger Gamesâstyle.Now, buckle up for the âplot twistâ at check-in. Turns out the property owner has a parking pass for the on-site garage⊠but they keep it for themselves like Gollum hoarding the One Ring. You? You get to embark on your very own parking quest. Your options are a 35-minute walk from the airport road parking or a 25-minute walk from the ice rink lot. Sure, you can hop a bus, but thatâs still a 20â25 minute commitment each way. Translation: once you park, youâll see your car about as often as you see Halleyâs Comet.Yes, itâs in the fine print that thereâs âno parking,â so shame on me for not reading it more closelyâbut come on. In what universe is it okay to rent out a property with on-site parking available and then not let guests