Pluses: Spotless! Inspirational signs incl. Xmas, many throw pillows. Storage. All new (except microwave, mattress). Thoughtful extras like 4 beach towels! Li’l gifts. Central location. Offer to wash towels midway (we already did it). Answered local event query. Good Internet. Host washed porch mid stay.Negatives: No check-in info ’til day prior--after we left. Ring door-lock difficult to start. Garden-level apt under multi-level house, under construction, entire neighborhood too! Host texted to request minimal water use. We took ltd. “navy showers.” Host constantly turned off AC. CREEPY! Even if we took short walks. Wrong accusation call. No microwavable dishes. Roku not Cable TV, must lie on bed to watch (need your own paid subscriptions). Centipedes galore. Steep narrow drive (beware green rotting lid). Loud dogs, geese, frogs at night. Cheap couch cushions. Cheap dish rack quickly grows mold in tray. Tchotchkes on every level surface, ltd counter space (full of stuff). Drinks slide off pretty resin coasters. Extra barstool too tall for table. Flimsy gate hard to latch (or dogs mess on porch Host warned). Polyester sheets yield sweaty backs every night; fitted didn’t stay on. Inaccurately converted gas-stove flame put oily residue on pans, spread easily, hard to clean. Dangerous nearby 6-road intersection.