The description led me to believe it was remote and isolated "on 5 acres.". Reality is you're in a country suburb with no walking trails and the owners want dogs on leash and I was not given the address until the week of the booking.
House appears to have not been deep cleaned in years, there is hair build up on all of the windowsills. Curtains are see through. Hair all over the house, in made beds in the shower all over the floor, couch and throw pillows. House had a funky closed in smell. Downstairs bathroom, the toilet was a safety hazard. Furniture is very uncomfortable. No TV. Dining room table and stools were uncomfortable and wobbly. Also, soap in bathrooms was watered down, and used sponge in the kitchen was disgusting. Towels are old. On the plus side there were good options for plates and drink ware. Water feature and wildlife were a plus. Back patio area could benefit from having dead grass cleared away to make it more appealing and inviting.