Totally remote. I was here to work on a novel, so the lack of cell service and spotty internet actually benefitted me; but keep this in mind if itâs important to you. Some small roach friends, but of course weâre in the trees in the hill country, so if youâre staying for a long period as I did, bring an airtight container to store food in for safety. Otherwise, a very cute little treehouse cabin with a great view of the stars.