Wow- I don't even know where to start with this review. Everything in this house reflects that they got nearly 85% of the way there... and then just stopped.
I was in town with family, and our stay at this property was quite a journey- one that was initially very alarming, very frustrating, and very inconvenient. However, we made the most of it, and we were ultimately able to enjoy the weekend together.
I was in frequent communication with the property management from the moment we stepped foot into the house and I've relayed all of these concerns to Vrbo and property management.
The positives-
Enough space for a family/group tp spread out and be comfortable. The neighbors are really lovely and kind. The shower pressure is surprisingly good, the water gets nice and hot and there was also shampoo, conditioner and body was stocked in the shower.
The negatives: (in order of how I noticed them, not in order of how alarming they are)
Front porch light doesn’t work
Dangerous front porch steps -uneven and extremely rickety
Poison ivy right on the front steps by the railing
No wine as promised in the listing title...
Ac broken -set to 70 but was 73 when we arrived (It was a new AC unit, but it wasn't working and it was a whole fiasco where a repair man came 2 days in).
Fans in the back two bedrooms don’t work
Ice maker doesn’t work and neither does water from the fridge
Some Windows with no screens
Fan blades in back bedroom caked with thick dust layer
Gold Light downstairs is busted (one of the three arms is broken) and the fixture doesn’t even have bulbs....
No house number…. Had to look at other units to see it was 618
Tv remotes- downstairs tv had to be reprogramed to work- this took lots of time and energy.
Bed frame in back room is incredibly slanted on multiple legs
Windows not locked when we arrived and maybe were open
Front porch level windows right by the front door doesn’t lock -lock is broken on at least 1
Right Window in upstairs bedroom also doesn’t lock
Wifi kept disconnecting
Bathroom door is incredibly squeaky -wakes everyone up through the house
-Coffee pot handle is broken and you have to pick the pot up with a towel- extremely dangerous (!!!)
-only one dishwasher pod for detergent
-trash cans over flowing outside of the house and management said this is something they’d do (neighbors were very unhappy about this)
-the front doorknob- doesn’t even have a lock- just the smart lock
Stay at your own risk...