This place is, frankly, a dump. Itâs clearly an investment property that is turned over every few days with scant cleaning (DO NOT look under the bed, youâll regret it) and no real upkeep. The pantry is full of empty bottles, things fall down or apart when you touch them, thereâs broken tiles, peeling paint, remotes that donât control anything.
But the #1 reason I would steer clear of this place is the NOISE. A large traffic circle on a main artery out of the city means constant truck and motor noise day and night. I had to sleep with noise cancelling headphones on top of ear plugs and was still was woken up constantly by bursts of noise from motorcycles and giant truck engines.
And donât be fooled by the hot tub. We stayed in for only a few minutes. Our eyes began to water inch incessantly due to the overuse of chemicals. We had to flush our eyes multiple times to relieve them and that was after only five minutes.
Finally, be aware they are watching you. A giant screen remains on in the main room at all times (is that even legal?) feeding you ads and bossing you around. The DVD player and TV are old, out of date or non-functioning, but they can afford to put this big brother device on the wall.
The two stars are honestly generous. The bed was comfy and since you wonât be sleeping thereâs stuff nearby, including a trail that leads to a much nicer part of the city (where I'd book my stay, if I were you, instead of here).