My stay was an absolute nightmare.
The bed was beyond awfulâcheap Amazon frames that creaked loudly with every tiny movement and a mattress so thin and worn that I could feel every single spring stabbing into my back. It felt like sleeping on a pile of scrap metal.
The so-called âfree buffet breakfastâ was a complete insult: a sad bowl with a few slices of bread, a few pale, shrivelled sausages that looked barely cooked, and a bowl of baked beans that were lukewarm at best. Just the bare minimum of effort. And letâs not forget the âjuice,â which was just watery squash that tasted like disappointment.
They provided exactly two teabags no matter how long you stayed, and the teacups were practically shot glasses, forcing me to buy my own mug just to have a decent cup of tea.
There was no Wi-Fi, despite it being advertised, and every attempt to contact the hotel was completely ignored. No matter how many times I reached out through Hotels.com or direct messages, I got nothing but silence. Same goes for âwashing facilitiesâ none to be seen.
The walls were so thin you could hear everythingâother guests stomping around, slamming doors, talking loudly at all hours with no regard for anyone else.
This wasnât a hotel, it was a glorified, poorly managed HMO with a price tag that made the experience even more insulting. Every corner was cut, every detail neglected. It was an absolute waste of money. Avoid this place like the plague.