Location is wonderful.
But, the yard was not mowed and access to dock inhibited by weeds that are waist high.
Kitchen is not organized, could not find a toaster and the largest frying pan is 8" and not non-stick. We were constantly going through the whole kitchen to find what we needed.
Hole in the drywall in the hallway. Blood on the wall of the bathroom, probably from killing a mosquito.
The view of the river is blurred by windows that haven't been cleaned in a very long time.
Two of the three bedrooms do not have blinds or curtains.
My wife and I love to view the stars at night and we had a perfectly clear night to do it, however there are motion lights at the front door and back deck, so we had stay motionless on the deck in order to not set off the lights and be blinded.
A frustrating stay!