Amazing pictures. What a view. What a lovely hot tub, in the picture. Don’t get sucker-punched. That’s where it ends. The fundamental problems:
1. The hot tub did not function for the entire 5 nights of our stay. Get an electrician to fix the power source for the tub before a guest gets electrocuted trying.
2. The TVs are nice, but not being hooked up to any cable or satellite, practically worthless...merely decorative. A blatant omission (fraud?) not to state on the website that TVs are only functional for streaming. What a joke.
3. The leaks in the master bath (which we noted as the subject of a prior review) have not been fixed months later (and n/w/s the response to that review that they would be))...but that is just the tip of the iceberg. Get a plumber in here fast. The bathroom faucet in the downstairs bedroom drips constantly. The drain in the shower in the bunk room backs up within 30 seconds of turning on the shower...by the time the water is warm enough to get in, you have 2 inches of standing water in the shower, and about 3 minutes to get in and out (we did) before the water overflows the pan onto the bathroom floor. Nothing like showering while standing in 5 inches of dirty/soapy water. Wow.
4. The bunks are unfit for use. A prior review said not usable by an adult. Adults? I would not put my kids in those bunks. Mattresses decrepit. Support boards on top bunk beds broken, and fabric coverings on the undersides of top mattresses ripped in multiple places and hanging down in the face of the person sleeping in the lower bunk. Unfit for use.
In addition, if it were mine:
1. Exterminator, quick. Spiders!
2. The carpets are worn and filthy looking, even if they were clean (no way to know if they were, as they were so worn and filthy). Replace the carpet.
3. The outdoor areas are great, but nasty with tree debris and other assorted dirt. Get a blower and blow off the patio/seating areas before guests arrive. Bad form to force guests to dirty themselves if they use the outdoor amenities prominently displayed on the website.
4. Replace appliances (except the stove, which is a good piece of equipment), and get a set of quality pots/pans/bakeware. Honestly, a few hundred bucks and the impression is completely different. Get a Keurig, and tell your prospective tenants on the website so they can be prepared with the right supplies.
This property could be amazing. But it is not...not close. Really disappointing.👎