Behold! The loudest air conditioning unit ever, that apparently cannot be adjusted nor turned off. We were worried that the street noises would keep us awake, but this integrated white noise machine and the screwed-shut windows quickly dissipated those fears. The fully functional waterfall bathroom sink is an elegant and tasteful tribute to the majesty of the nearby Falls, that will make you wish you never had to leave the semi-private comfort of your toilet seat. Thankfully, the expertly ill-fitted bathroom door just might make this dream a reality.
Clearly, they have thought of everything.