This was the worst vacation rental Iâve ever stayed inâand Iâve stayed in plenty, from budget to boutique. If I couldâve gotten my money back, I wouldâve left on night one.We arrived early based on a Vacasa text saying the home was ready. It wasnât. The code didnât work. I spent 30 minutes on hold and another 20 trying to reach someoneâstanding outside in the Florida heat while my child w fever vomited. Completely unacceptable.Inside, the place was immediately disappointing. The floors were gritty with years of buildup. No rugs or matsâjust sand and dirt everywhere. The furniture was old, dingy, and clearly never deep cleaned. The sofa was so worn I had to cover it in sheets before letting my child sleep on it.Beds had only sheetsâno comforters or real blankets. Just thin covers like tablecloths. Master mattress was terrible and moved with every shift. Only four towels for a six-person listing. Fan in the bedroom didnât work. Thermostat screen was dead. Vacasa told me to check the batteries. Not my job. Same with the broken TV remote. WiFi too weak to stream or work remotely.The patio doors were nearly impossible to openâmore an accessibility and safety issue than a security one. Old tension rods used as locks were laughable.This property was misrepresented on Vrbo and poorly managed by Vacasa. The only decent thing? Shower water pressure.