The Photos Skewed RealityArrival was disorganized as to who rented us this apartment, since the rental office seemed surprised to see us, and our 30 minute wait for the “guy” we were in touch with to show up on his scooter! The photos were stunning. Whoever took them deserves an award for creative interpretation. In reality, the apartment sits in a tired 5-story building that has clearly seen better decades.The elevator merits special recognition: a vertical coffin with aspirations. With 2 suitcases, you'll quickly discover that luggage and humans must travel separately. One rides; one climbs.The décor can best be described as "Faded Grandeur Chic"— furniture that appears to have survived multiple clearance sales. The exception: the beds were genuinely comfortable.The bathrooms embraced minimalism to an extreme. No soap, towel hooks, or toilet paper holders. The TP ration is real! The master bath also featured a persistent sewer odor.Amenities were scarce, but warning notices abundant. No soap, but plenty of fines. Apartment sleeps 8 yet provides only 3 coffee cups, and the lone dish towel was either stained, dirty, or both.Then there's the balcony. Overlooking what may be Sorrento's busiest street, it offers a constant soundtrack of horns, engines, and exhaust fumes.If you're seeking a peaceful retreat, keep looking. If you're fascinated by the question, "How is this listed the way it is?" you'll find endless entertainment.Sorrento itself, however, is magnificent