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The Oyster Smack Inn

3.0 star property

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Dining
Superior Double Room | Free WiFi
Exterior
Superior Double Room | Free WiFi
Deluxe Double Room | Free WiFi

Reviews

8.4 out of 10
Very good

Popular amenities

  • Parking included
  • Free Wi-Fi
  • Restaurant
  • Breakfast available
  • Bar
  • Housekeeping

Explore the area

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112 Station Rd, Burnham-on-Crouch, England, CM0 8HR
  • Place, Ramblers Stadium
    ‪14 min walk‬
  • Place, Mangapps Railway Museum
    ‪5 min drive‬
  • Place, Adventure Island
    ‪57 min drive‬
  • Airport, London (STN-Stansted)
    ‪77 min drive‬

Room options

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Classic Double Room | Free WiFi

Classic Double Room

  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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Deluxe Double Room | Free WiFi

Deluxe Double Room

10.0 out of 10
Exceptional
(1 review)
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Superior Double Room | Free WiFi

Superior Double Room

  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Sofa Bed and 1 King Bed

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Luxury Double Room | Free WiFi

Luxury Double Room

9.0 out of 10
Wonderful
(2 reviews)
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Sofa Bed and 1 King Bed

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About this property

The Oyster Smack Inn

Along with a restaurant, this hotel has a bar/lounge and free self-parking. WiFi in public areas is free.
The Oyster Smack Inn offers 10 accommodations with a hairdryer. This Burnham-on-Crouch hotel provides complimentary wireless Internet access, with a speed of 25+ Mbps. Bathrooms include a shower. Housekeeping is provided on a daily basis.
During your stay at The Oyster Smack Inn, you'll be within walking distance of Ramblers Stadium. You'll find features such as free WiFi in public areas and free self-parking, plus a restaurant.
  • Free Wi-Fi (speed: 25+ Mbps)
  • Free self-parking
  • Grab something to eat at the restaurant or stop for a drink at the bar/lounge
  • Continental breakfast served daily for a fee
  • Just a 3-minute drive from Mangapps Railway Museum and a few minutes from Ramblers Stadium
There's a restaurant on site. You can enjoy a drink at the bar/lounge. WiFi is free in public spaces. Limited free parking is available on a first-come, first-served basis.
For a fee, guests can enjoy a continental breakfast daily from 8:00 AM to 10:00 AM.
The Oyster Smack Inn has a restaurant on site.
A hosted evening meal is available for a surcharge daily. Reservations are required.

Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
  • In-room WiFi speed: 25+ Mbps
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transport

  • Free self parking on site
  • Limited on-site self parking

Food and drink

  • Daily continental breakfast available 8:00 AM to 10:00 AM for a fee: GBP 8.95 for adults and GBP 8.95 for children
  • A bar/lounge
  • A restaurant
  • Hosted evening meal available daily for a fee; reservation required

Conveniences

  • Limited-hour front desk

Guest services

  • Housekeeping (daily)

Accessibility

  • No lift

Room amenities

Bathroom

  • Hair dryer
  • Private bathroom
  • Shampoo
  • Shower
  • Soap
  • Toilet paper
  • Towels provided

Entertainment

  • TV

More

  • Heating

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 2:00 PM; check-in end time: 9:00 PM

Minimum check-in age - 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11:00 AM

Special check-in instructions

The front desk is open daily from 8:00 AM - 9:30 PM

Front desk staffed during limited hours

If you are planning to arrive after 9:00 PM please contact the property in advance using the information on the booking confirmation

Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools

Access methods

Front desk (limited hours), lockbox

Pets

  • No pets allowed

Children and extra beds

  • Children are welcome.

Payment types at the property

Important information

Optional extras

The fees and deposits listed below will be charged at the time of service, check-in, or check-out.

  • Fee for continental breakfast: from approximately GBP 8.95 for adults and from GBP 8.95 for children

This may not be a comprehensive list. Fees and deposits are subject to change and might not include tax.

You need to know

This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business or profession.
Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
This property accepts credit cards, debit cards and cash
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher
The front desk at this property is open daily from 8:00 AM - 9:30 PM.
Guests arriving after 9:00 PM must make advance arrangements by contacting the property using the information on the booking confirmation. Guests will receive lockbox information.

The Oyster Smack Inn Reviews

Reviews

8.4

Very good

Rating 10 - Excellent. 17 out of 30 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 6 out of 30 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 4 out of 30 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 2 out of 30 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 1 out of 30 reviews

9.4/10

Cleanliness

9.8/10

Staff & service

9.2/10

Amenities

9.2/10

Property conditions & facilities

Reviews

8/10 Good

Joseph

Stayed 1 night in Jan 2026

6/10 Okay

Lee

Business traveller
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Disliked: Room comfort
The hotel was fine, and the only reason for a lower rating was the noise at night. It was some sort of boiler or extractor that turned on throughout the night every half hour and resulted in an awful nights sleep.
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2026

10/10 Excellent

Tyler, cropwell butler

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
another lovely working trip in this hotel. all good as usual
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025

10/10 Excellent

Gavin

Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025

10/10 Excellent

sue

Travelled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Spacious, quiet & comfortable room. Lovely restaurant. Great food. Convenient location. Friendly and helpful staff.
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025

8/10 Good

Andrew

Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025

10/10 Excellent

anthony

Stayed 1 night in Oct 2025

10/10 Excellent

david

Liked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2025

4/10 Poor

Paul

Stayed 1 night in Oct 2025

6/10 Okay

Sasha

Liked: Staff & service
Premium room option didn't
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2025

10/10 Excellent

Chris

Business traveller
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Sep 2025

10/10 Excellent

Richard

Travelled with family
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2025

10/10 Excellent

Julie

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

10/10 Excellent

Adrian

Travelled with family
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Jun 2025

10/10 Excellent

Les

Business traveller
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 3 nights in May 2025

8/10 Good

Mark

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 2 nights in Mar 2025

10/10 Excellent

Pauline

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 4 nights in Feb 2025

8/10 Good

peter, cropwell butler

Business traveller
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Perfect for a 1 night work trip
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2024

8/10 Good

Michaela

Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025

8/10 Good

Michaela

Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025

10/10 Excellent

Verified traveller

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025

10/10 Excellent

Per

Business traveller
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 2 nights in Jan 2025