I know my score is low so let's get the pros out of the way first.
Pros:
-Bathroom has a really great tub.
-Area is nice and as advertised
-Kitchen has a nice oven/stove
-It's quiet
Now for the the cons (lowest priority to highest):
-Microwave is cheap, tiny (full sized plates will barely fit and won't turn) and low powered (6 minutes only popped half a bag of popcorn)
-Kitchen is not fully stocked as advertised, as it's missing basic seasonings (no salt/pepper), no lighter for the propane grill, no dishwasher for the dishes (so you have to hand-wash them at the end of your stay).
-Internet did not work for the entire 2 night stay. Basic troubleshooting did not work, so it's either a line issue or a billing issue. Management office made no attempt to remedy this.
-Outdoor propane grill has 2 burner tubes. The one on the left is damaged. Will light and spew flames on one side, then will blow itself out with its own propane. This will then lead to your food tasting like propane. Ask me how I know.
-All of the above would be forgivable and I'd rate this 3 or even 4 stars if it weren't for the fact that THE BED MATTRESS IS ROCK SOLID. My girlfriend and I got almost no sleep during our stay because of how unexpectedly awful the bed was. We ended up migrating to the couch sofa, which is slightly softer but awful on our backs because the support bars dig right into your back.
It was so bad that we nearly left for a hotel in New Braunfels. Since the money is already spent, we decided to tough it out.
I'm writing the review exhausted and about to nap from the lost sleep.
Honestly, I'd consider demanding my money back, but please take the money I gave you and buy a new mattress. What's the point of a vacation if you cannot get a good night's sleep?