I don’t really understand the high reviews for this hotel.
Pros: The pool is warm and open without strict times, the staff are genuinely friendly and helpful, breakfast is solid, and the massages are very nice.
Cons: The rooms are very basic (a splash of pink paint doesn’t make up for it), the internet was terrible, and the shower initially didn’t drain. Towels were inconsistent, the wind rattled through the door, and there was no hairdryer. We also had an ant infestation plus other spiders and bugs, with dirty floors and walls. The location is quite far from the rest of the island, and there were regular power cuts (oddly not an issue elsewhere on the island). The one drink I tried at the bar (an Espresso Martini) was awful. Lastly, the so-called “constant surprises” stop being a surprise if you stay longer than 3 days.