4/10 Poor
Jere D.
13 Apr 2026
Disliked: Cleanliness
Too many options to choose from in Cypress. This rental should not be one of them. Poor communication with the host. I texted request for check-in instructions on day prior to arrival – no response. I texted again at time of check-in (3:00 pm) – again, no response. I called at 3:45, and was able to reach host. He hurried me off the phone, saying he’d IM instructions, which were immediately received. Included in the check-in instructions, he said there would be soft drinks and bottled water upon arrival. Nope. Scoured the house looking for the tv remote for the master bedroom. Never found. I did find, however, the missing smoke alarm in the dresser drawer. We could not use the master shower. The temperature control knob was non-functional. The only option was scalding hot water. Very dangerous!! Part of the rental agreement was also the use of the pontoon boat. We didn’t dare take him up on the offer – the driver seat was not bolted to the floor. Someone previously must have had fun in it though. The ashtray was full of cigarette butts. Not surprisingly, we were given no check-out instructions.
Jere D.
Stayed 2 nights in Apr 2026






















