Stayed 3 nights with a group of 8 for an entrepreneur retreat. The property has 8 bedrooms, 7 bathrooms, and a rooftop with BBQ — layout matched photos, but the experience didn’t justify 8,000.Misleading location: Listed as “Vibrant Roma Norte,” but it’s in Roma Sur (Calle Manzanillo 99), a quieter residential area separated from trendy, walkable Roma Norte by Calle Coahuila. Big letdown for those seeking the vibrant neighborhood vibe.Communication was the biggest issue: No local phone number — only platform messaging with inconsistent/slow responses. No quick help for arrival problems like no Wi-Fi and partial power outage.Property issues: Felt run-down vs. photos — no central heating (Feb CDMX cold; space heaters tripped fuse), faint sewage smell, no posted Wi-Fi info/code, no speaker, no house guide.Bathrooms: No-flush TP standard, but no daily bin emptying for 8 guests (unanswered query).Rooms: One bedroom off kitchen (former servant’s quarter?) — early wake-ups from activity, unmentioned.No staff/support: No daily cleaning or on-site help; hard to coordinate private chef access. Comparable retreats included chef/housekeeping.Bottom line: Solid bones for large groups and nice rooftop, but misleading listing, poor execution, and weak communication fall short of the price. Needs direct contact, guide, basic amenities, and cleaning.