6/10 Satisfaisant
Stacy H.
19 avr. 2026
Les points forts : Propreté
Ever wanted to pay top dollar to beta test a construction site? Welcome.This âbrand NEWâ 9-bed, 9-bath, 6,000 sq ft home redefines newâless âjust built,â more âmid-renovation meets chaos.â The kitchen features stunning half-painted walls (why finish when you can inspire?).Bathrooms are interactive: missing towel bars, no toilet paper holders, and one toilet that tips- adding a fun carnival element. The house also includes indoor water features, courtesy of ceiling leaks through light fixtures on multiple floors. Beach vibesâŠinside.Appliances- present in spirit! Dishwasher and garbage disposal didnât work upon arrival, two of three coffee makers are broken, which pairs well with the 7 coffee mugs for 20 people home. Minimalism Highlights continue with a moldy ice maker, clogged sink, and broken dishesâbreakfast with a side of risk. Sleeping arrangements are refreshingly simple: Beds. Thatâs it. No distracting things like nightstands, dressers, or functionality. Outside, enjoy the septic system directly by the front door, overflowing and fragrantâperfectly placed since youâll pass it every time you trek to the beach (no direct access, of course).Extras include cockroaches, no smoke detectors, non-working TV remotes, doors that donât close, blinds that wonât stay down, leaky sliders, soft floors, and A/C that quits when it feels like it.If you want a relaxing getaway, look elsewhere. If youâre after a masterclass in unmet expectationsâthis place delivers.
Stacy H.
Séjour de 8 nuits en avril 2026
















